Saturday, January 10, 2009

If You Don't Like Semicolons, I Don't Like You

"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."
--Kurt Vonnegut


Whatever, Vonnegut. No wonder I didn't like Slaughterhouse-Five.

(Yeah, I said it!)

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