Why, God, Why?!

Joss Whedon is coming to Harvard.

For the 3rd Annual Lifetime Achievement Award in Cultural Humanism. With a Q&A and signing afterward.

And it is SOLD OUT.

I may cry.

(Can this be like JK Rowling's commencement address, outside, with thousands of seats and a giant screen?) Or maybe the Green Brothers tour, in which they had a dual event for the people inside and outside? And then they signed everyone's books/CDs? Please, Joss?)

((If anyone has two spare tickets and is a saint of a human being, please let me know.))