Is this a sign that vampires are over? Is it time for werewolves to take center stage? Because at Amazon.com, one 80s-tastic wolf shirt has dominated the apparel section.
Okay, so it's because of CollegeHumor.com, not necessarily because people are dying for Napoleon Dynamite-esque shirts. After CollegeHumor.com posted a link to the shirt's page, it started getting tons of five star ratings and outrageous reviews. Some examples:
"I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!)."
"When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH."
"I was a piddling Acup, but once I started wearing this amazing shirt, My bra size has JUMPED to an incredible 38DD!"
It's a magic shirt! The magic of wolves! Team Jacob! Arrroooooooo!
But the most magic part of all? Sketch comedy group a Week of Kindness totally called this one:
Trend Institute for the win!
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1 comments:
I liked the one review that vehemently opposes all the others where the reviewer states that no women approached him whatsoever while wearing it.
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