Dennis the Menace

Melissa? Iiiiiinteresting.
EMT #1, to vomiting wino: What's your name?
Wino: Dennis.
EMT #1: Dennis? Okay, Dennis, we're gonna...
Wino: (unintelligible muttering)
EMT #1: What?
Wino: (unintelligible muttering)
EMT #2: Well, what's your name when you're not drunk?

--Broadway & Astor Place

Overheard by: Rachel Silver
via Overheard in New York, Mar 24, 2009

That kind of makes me want to invent a whole drunk persona.