I'd like to widen your panniers . . .

Hello all! This is Catherine, and I am honored to be a guest poster here at Lady Faces! Hope you enjoy my post!

It seems like the sexy halloween costume industry has gone wild. It seems like any girl can wear underwear and attach the appropriate accessories to make herself "sexy [anything]". First there were sexy animals (cats, mice, etc.). Then sexy occupations (nurse, firefighter,etc.). Then fantasy figures (witch, devil, etc.). Now the sexy costume industry reaches far beyond that. Check out these finds:

Sexy Marie Antoinette - Yeah, the guillotine is hot.

Sexy Sherlock Holmes -Come hither, Watson.

Sexy Hogwarts Student- Move over Hermione!

Meet George Jetson (for whom a sexy costume apparently doesn't exist), Jane, his sexy wife!, Sexy daughter Judy! (His boy Elroy is also apparently not sexy.)

To ruin your cartoon memories even more, we have Sexy Wilma Flintstone and Sexy Betty Rubble.

The most frightening TV sexy mama, which will surely scar you is Sexy June Cleaver. Yes, that's right.

Then there's the ever baffling Sexy Guitar(?).

Another one that baffles me is the Sexy Annie. Which Annie is this referring to again? It certainly doesn't resemble everyone's (including FDR's) favorite optimistic orphan. Nor does it look like a certain sexy Hair-Color-Princess-Girl. Who then?

Finally my favorite. The Sexy Puritan. That's right, a representative of the most fun-loving and sexy crowd of people who ever lived. Perhaps they could have at least called is a Hester Prynne costume?

Seriously folks, don't try to make Puritans sexy. Or cats or Vikings or Dorothy or pumpkins. They just aren't.