West Tennessee folks trying to kill Obama

So some boys outta western Tennessee got themselves brought in on account of having themselves an illegal sawed off shotgun and plans to murder some black folks and one of our two Presidential candidates (I'll let you guess which one).

These self-described skin heads weren't the smartest bunch though. Here's a line from the local story...

According to the complaint, the defendants further discussed their killing spree to include targeting a predominately African American school, and to continue their spree until their final act of violence, which would be to attempt to assassinate Obama.

Really guys? You were gonna shoot up a school, and then go try to kill one of the most protected presidential candidates in recent history? That gonna work out good for you? I have a feeling something might have gone wrong though. I don't think most folks who go on massive school shootings often get out alive. Most either go kamikaze and end their lives, or get killed by cops in the crossfire. And you weren't necessarily planning the sniper approach (which is reprehensible, but was at least arguably effective) so how on earth were you going to get away unnoticed? What, you think people just don't care about predominately black schools? That's lame. You guys have a lame plan. But then again, it's for the best that you're lame. Two less idiots out there trying to kill Obama.

Newsweek's version of the story.