More Zen For Your Workday

Remember the Office Haiku from last week? I'd written them down on Post-It notes and left them on the front desk, sure they'd be gone by today. But when I came into work today, there they were. And with some additions!

From my coworkers:

Copy machine cries.
Trays open and slam with rage.
All it needs is love.

If the tea runs out,
I alone hold the key, I
Am drunk with power.

Every office has
A Dwight Shrute. Can't think of who?
Then it might be you...

Also, because SF thought I took down his haiku:

You hate a haiku
Tell it to that persons face
Lest you be a shit

I love the front deskers.