The Tao of Stapler

Office Haiku. (It's been a long day.)

Crazy people call
And I'm the first defense.
I want to hang up.

The hours are long
But Wikipedia helps.
Look at all we learn!

The coffee tastes bad.
Everyone needs caffiene
But at such a cost?

The copier jams.
All the professors freak out
Like it's the first time.

When the mail comes,
I take it to your office.
I could steal your things.

And one by SF:

They talk around me.
Office is not communal.
I will make them pay.

We do what we can to get by. More to come, I'm sure. Post your own in the comments!