I don't even know what to say about this: the Australian Gnome Convention.
Okay, so they volunteer and do environmental stuff. And rescue gnomes. And where hats that make them look like David.
My favorite parts of their website:
- "The Gnome Rescue: 1500 gnomes rescued from a fate worse than death."
- "Nazi Gnome reprieved! (ahem, it's a joke - right?) read the story..."
The website's a little overwhelming, but then so are gnomes.