Because Your Fiance Was a Dwarf?

For all of us who are sick of seeing cutesy status updates, here comes STFU, Marrieds. Because, seriously, no one wants to see your relationship plastered all over their Facebook feed every day.

Although it does give us glorious images like this one.

I don't know why you'd create a group about your engagement being canceled (send out a mass email, maybe), but what I really don't understand is the accompanying picture. Yeah, that's Willow. (Click through for a closer look.)

Post your suggestions as to why she chose Willow in the comments!

RIP

Out of all the people who have died recently, this one upsets me the most. Even though Malden was 97, died of natural causes, and had a full life.

Make sure to check him out in On the Waterfront, which is a fantastic movie anyway.

We'll miss you, Karl!