Thursday, July 24, 2008

Personal Statement

I'm not a big fan of new facebook.

1. Where are my photos? Why can I no longer click on one little button and see all of my friends' recently uploaded albums. This is annoying.

2. Why is my profile no longer called my profile and instead just listed as "Morgan Whitaker." I care about facebook as much as the next person, but I do not consider my profile and myself to be one in the same.

3. Why are the newsfeed and the wall in the same place? This doesn't make any sense to me. These two features were introduced as separate functions and it made more sense that way. The wall for that great place for my friends to make inappropriate comments about me that proved my popularity while my newsfeed was meant to tell you that I made a new virtual friend, therefore further proving my popularity. More importantly, I keep getting confused looking at other people's new walls. Wait? Did he put that picture up? Did someone else put that picture up? This makes tons of difference in my life and I will not stand for it until I get some clarification.

4. Like anyone else, I hate change. (Except Obama's change of course. Everyone loves Obama's change!)

But none of this matters because Zuckerberg doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks ever. As proved by the wildly successful campaign against opening facebook up to the masses.

At least my scrabulous remains unchanged! Your turn Annie!