Dear journal and mom,
Whew! Boy oh boy has it been a fun day at camp today. Where can I even begin? Today for breakfast I had an egg with catsup and an egg with nothing. I was hungry from yesterday because for dinner we had to eat hamburgers and mine was burnt because Ernie burnt it, and then there were no more hamburgers, so I ate buns. There were some hot dogs, but I didn't even touch those because Grandpa says they're made from butts and cancer. Now its time to go to the bathroom!