New Yorkers Say the Darndest Things

You Earn Extra Street Cred for Creeping Out a Hobo

Suit lugging huge rolling suitcase to hobo taking up two seats on train: Pardon me.
Hobo (sliding over, looking at huge suitcase): What do you have there, a dog or something?
Suit (with deadpan look on his face, stroking suitcase fondly): I used to. (sighs)
(hobo slowly inches away)

--L Train

Overheard by: Cai