Alex shared this in the comments, but just in case anyone missed it (you all read every comment, right?), I thought I'd share.
They call it a Hug Me Pillow, but really, it's like something out of a bad Japanese horror movie. Some possessed torso-and-arm crawled into your bed and is going to squeeze you to death.
Seriously, who would want to cuddle with this? Even if you are in desperate need of affection, get your normal pillow out. You'll have nightmares in the Hug Me Pillow.
Like this lady. She's going to wake up screaming.
Also, I think that hand is going to cop a feel at some point.
Ugh, scary muppet hand molester pillow.