Because Angelina Has All the Important Stuff

Brad Pitt has a new goal. To bring the mustache back.

"I don't think 'staches are respected enough," Pitt said.

Brad, do you remember when you did that weird beard/long hair look? What are you going for here? Pedophile uncle?

I know a lot of bad trends have had a recent resurrection: babydoll dresses; leggings; 90210. But come on, Brad, you don't have to bring something heinous back, too. Just keep your face clean shaven and follow Angelina around to impoverished countries. That way, you won't scare any poor village children.

But I do like the tie-shirt combination you have going on here. Keep that up.