So I'm on this email list to get announcements about local films--you know, if they need extras and I get the chance to meet Johnny Depp. The other day I got an email with this subject:
Men who appear to have no neck.
Hmm, I thought. What is this doing in my inbox?
Sure enough, the casting people were looking for men who appeared to have no necks. Their email read as follows:
Boston Casting is looking for men 30-50 who appear to have no neck for a comedy commercial. Job pays very well. Please email a photo and contact info to xxxxx. Thanks! Please pass this along to family and friends.
Because that's exactly what your friends and family want to get. "Hey, I saw this and thought of you!" Girls love a guy with no neck. Really.
But then again, K-Fed might be looking for the work.