Maybe as a birthday present?

This week New Yorkers have been mourning the death of the Coney Island that was. Although the coaster and ferris wheel are safe, everyone's beloved Astroland has run out its lease and is moving out of town. It's such a big deal that even Bloomberg is jumping into the mix and trying to save the place. But I'm suddenly hoping he's unsuccessful, because then someone can buy me Dante's Inferno...

Come on. Pretty please?!?