Not So Hot

About the male fetishization of lesbians:

"I actually don't understand why guys think lesbians are hot. It keeps me out of the equation. I think about it like this: you're on a desert island and you're starving, and you're crawling on the sand when you see this glass case, and inside this glass case are two hamburgers eating each other. And while they're enjoying each other, you will never have those hamburgers."--one of my coworkers.

Best metaphor ever.