Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Future Sucks

Since Star Wars, movie studios have learned that movie-tie-ins, especially toys, are huge sellers. Why just make a profit from the film when you can make a profit with every single item you could possibly sell? Enter this summer's tie-in products.

My favorite? The 7-11 Terminator Slurpees. These are supposed to be intense robots, not things you can suck crushed iced through. If robots are going to take over the future, at least they'll probably stop making stuff like this, so more power to them.