This is the reason you have kids--so you can use them for your own comedic interests. Like Bill Zeman and his four year-old daughter. On his blog, Tiny Art Director, Bill posts his drawings and his daughter's critiques, which are pretty hysterical. (Bill also promises that TAD is not a major brat; why post all the cute, sweet things a child says when you can post their hilarious freak outs?)
The Brief: A Crocodile
The Critique: What's he going to do to that bird? Is he going to eat him? That's not what I want. You have to do it with him killing that bird.
Job Status: Rejected
Additional Comments: Killing Daddy killing! Can you do it killing him?
A girl after my own heart.
In about five years, she'll probably be embarrassed by all of this. But that's just part of the joy of being a parent. And until then, I'll enjoy the Tiny Art Director.