Friday, May 29, 2009

Ham It Up

Forget what Cosmo tells you. Guys don't care if you have blue mascara or bronzer. It doesn't even matter if your lipstick is straight, as long as it tastes like bacon. Bacon leads to thoughts of love. Red lips are nice and all, but bacon lips are what get a girl kissed!

That's why pigs are so kissable.

And the Bacon Explosion. Kiss kiss!