I'm sure there are a lot of thoughtful students at Arizona State, but the Daily Show sure had an easy time finding less than dedicated scholars.
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||M - Th 11p / 10c|
|Arizona State Snubs Obama|
Seriously, if Obama wants an honorary degree at my graduation, he is welcome to it! Plus, he'd be more comfortable in Boston--since, you know, Chicago is really cold.