Friday, May 22, 2009

Hungry Like the Wolf

Is this a sign that vampires are over? Is it time for werewolves to take center stage? Because at, one 80s-tastic wolf shirt has dominated the apparel section.

Okay, so it's because of, not necessarily because people are dying for Napoleon Dynamite-esque shirts. After posted a link to the shirt's page, it started getting tons of five star ratings and outrageous reviews. Some examples:

"I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!)."

"When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH."

"I was a piddling Acup, but once I started wearing this amazing shirt, My bra size has JUMPED to an incredible 38DD!"

It's a magic shirt! The magic of wolves! Team Jacob! Arrroooooooo!

But the most magic part of all? Sketch comedy group a Week of Kindness totally called this one:

Trend Institute for the win!


jimjohn said...

I liked the one review that vehemently opposes all the others where the reviewer states that no women approached him whatsoever while wearing it.