Tuesday, May 5, 2009

"What exactly are you a professor of, Prof. Logan?" "Art."

All right, Wolverine doesn't exactly teach art at the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning. Unfortunately for him, NPR has also scratched some potential careers off his list. Some favorites:

  • Balloon-animal artist
  • Obstetrician
  • Dental hygienist
  • Ship-in-a-bottle assembler
  • Attendant in library rare-books room
  • Quality assurance inspector, gossamer scarves

Is NPR taking on McSweeney's in the funny lists category? I'd love to see that throwdown!