All right, Wolverine doesn't exactly teach art at the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning. Unfortunately for him, NPR has also scratched some potential careers off his list. Some favorites:
- Balloon-animal artist
- Dental hygienist
- Ship-in-a-bottle assembler
- Attendant in library rare-books room
- Quality assurance inspector, gossamer scarves
Is NPR taking on McSweeney's in the funny lists category? I'd love to see that throwdown!