...Unless They're Just There to Sell Speed. Fingers Crossed!
Drunk guy with baggy pants #1, watching two hot girls outside library: Daaamn!
Drunk guy with baggy pants #2: Yeah, man!
Drunk guy with baggy pants #3: Yeah, they're geeks, though.
--Outside NYU Library
via Overheard in New York, Jun 12, 2009
I want to argue that they missed out on smart, hot girls...but then I realize that this means the girls narrowly avoided having to deal with drunk guys, so it probably all worked out for the best.