Want to get angry today? Read this article.
Seriously, I don't even know where to begin. I just hope there's a special Hell for people like this.
(A minor irk out of the rage: "Yeah, I just wrote that. And put it on the Internet." Like it's so fucking hard to post whatever shit you want on the internet. Like you're brave for being a complete fuckmind. UGH!
And I would much rather be single and successful, like Oprah, than be a laughingstock and have an idiot spouse, like Sarah Palin.)
Must go punch something.