Overheard in New York hits another one out of the park

Plus Her Status Updates Are More Interesting Than Ever

Graduate student #1: Should I remove the dead girl from my Facebook friends? It's kind of sad when she comes up.
Graduate student #2: No.
Graduate student #1: Why not?
Graduate student #2: Wouldn't it be even sadder if she was dead and had no Facebook friends?

--114th & Amsterdam