Baby Mama Drama

Sources say that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again.

Come on, Jamie Lynn. It's only been four months since you had this first baby. At least wait until after prom for your next one. Give your uterus a break!

I wonder what Nickelodeon will do. They were "supportive" the first time around, but this has got to be embarrassing. I guess Zoey has been skipping health class. Pick up a free condom at the nurse's office, please.

Apparently the Spears family is really fertile. Kind of makes you believe Idiocracy might actually be an accurate view of the future, right?