Get Your Side Ponytail Ready

Urban Outfitters is selling this phone that looks like a pair of lips. It's so old-school--it even has a cord. (I thought my parents were the last people to have a phone with a cord.)

Plus, I think it's basically the exact same phone that DJ Tanner had in early seasons of Full House. Maybe the ring tone is some kind of sentimental music. Every time you answer, you'll learn some kind of meaningful lesson about yourself, your family, and life in general.

But hopefully Kimmy won't be calling.